some tradtions never die...

Some traditions at our house on Thanksgiving never die such as:

"This isn't a parade, it's a non-parade."
"I smoked the turkey." "Wow, it must be hard to keep lit!"
"I don't think I have to go to the store. I got everything."
"I'm saving all the Thanksgiving ads for Phil. He loves the holiday sales!"

Chocolate cashew pie.
Pie.
Turkey gumbo.
Pie.
Cards.
More pie.
"I'm going to the store to get one more thing!"